Thursday 26 January 2012

Two's at Edin Uni Studs 1 (Wed, jan 25)

Reporter 1:

· Golden goblet of fire goes to Mike as man of the match for boasts tighter than two coats of paint

· Alan Stokes ‘same old performance’

· Tired motions from the captain "not-so-braveheart" Wallace trailing in the wake of better shots and stamina from the opposing no. 3 – never in the hunt

· Ominous omen for Sloan Ranger and Wallace for this weekend’s Artemis – fatted calves have been bought for sacrificing to the squash gods

Reporter 2:

· History repeating – Edinburgh Uni 1’s pumped us last week so last night wasn’t totally unexpected!

· Mike’s game was good at #5 and he showed resilience at the front of court with tricky drops. His opponent (surely half his age?!) had no reply.

· Mark, you must get something for your three spectacular dives towards the front wall!

· Sloppy (but not Giuseppe) - I think the lame pizzas should also get a mention!

Reporter 3: Did the technical coaching tip below work?

Mark/Mike – get listening to Eye of the Tiger now so that you’re adequately pumped up.


Home Team: Grange 2
Away Team: Edinburgh University 2
Pos Player Rubbers Games Points
Player Rubbers Games Points
1 Gordon Sloan 0 0 9
Mahmoud Moaz 1 3 27
2 Alan Stokes 0 2 36
Dominic Gaffney 1 3 35
3 Allan Wallace 0 0 10
Elliot Bourge 1 3 27
4 Mark Dutton 0 1 13
Richard McClay 1 3 35
5 Mike Gore 1 3 35
Moishe Steinbok 0 1 28
Total 1 6 103

4 13 152

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Another report of pizzas that aren't reaching the required RMc five-stars.


Where abouts were these pizzas from?

Richard

Loob said...

Franco's. The pizzas would probably be fine, if the delivery guy didn't toss them about on the arduous 100m walk to the club.

Loob said...

I think on his pizza-delivery round, he is getting in practice for his day job as a juggler.

Anonymous said...

Loobster - could you get these Grange pizzas sorted out please?


This could be the deciding factor in the Mammas vs Francos East of Scotland squash night pizza challenge (2011-12).

Loob said...

Yeah, it is the first time in 13 years that I've known a pizza problem - and then it is 2 weeks in a row.

We might be switching to TakitAwaySpud.